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"I wonder what's taking Eb so long?" asked Hank.
"If he doesn't get here soon, we're going to miss our nine-forty tee time," said Uncle Billy.
"What time is it now?" asked Hank.
I reached into my pocket and fished out my new Kyocera Kona, and said proudly, "Well, let just check my new phone." I looked at the time readout. "It's nine-twenty eight."
Billy looked at the basic flip phone with distain. "That's a phone?"
"Yeah ... I just got it yesterday ... I was overdue for an upgrade."
"That's an upgrade? What did you upgrade from ... a Crosley Candlestick?"
"No, I had that red Samsung ... you remember, I've had it for years ..."
"Oh, yeah ... that piece of junk." Billy pointed at the Kyocera. "So, that is better, eh?"
"Yeah, it's great ... good reception ... clear sound ... "
"That's not a phone." Billy flipped open the holster on his belt and produced his Apple iphone five. "This is a phone."
Hank whistled. "Wow, that's a fancy phone, Bill."
Billy turned the smart phone over in his hands. "Yep, does everything ... except the dishes ... they gotta work on that."
"Well, it's a little too much for me," I said.
Billy ignored my comment and starting tapping the screen on his phone. "Check this out, Hank ... I can show you a satellite image of where we are standing right now."
"Why would you want to see that on a phone? I can look around and see were on the first tee at Rouge?" I said.
Billy ignored me again and held
the phone for Hank to see what was on the screen.
"Wow, that's amazing," said Hank.
Billy nodded and started tapping on the screen again. "Remember that great run that Reggie Bush made against Chicago on Sunday?"
"Well, watch this."
Uncle Billy held up the phone for Hank to see. I leaned in to look too.
"That is amazing," I said.
Billy smiled and sliped the phone back into the holster.
My phone suddenly rang.
"It's Eb," I said and flipped the phone open. "Hi, Eb ... where are you?"
"Just pulling into the parking lot," said Eb.
"We're waiting on the tee," I said.
"I'll be there in a couple of minutes."
"Okay." I snapped the phone shut and slipped it back in my pocket.
"Wonder why he didn't just text me?" said Billy.