I flicked on my right turn signal and started to turn out of Back in the Day parking lot to head for Manny's Deli and Liquor.
"Hey, do me a favor," said Uncle Billy, "and swing by the mailbox, will you?"
I stopped the car. "Mailbox? Where is there a mailbox?"
Billy pointed to the left. "There's one in the neighborhood ... a couple blocks up."
I flicked on the left turn signal and turned left onto the side street. "Why do you want to go there?"
Billy rolled his eyes. "Um, let me think ... oh, yeah, to mail a letter."
"I guessed that ... don't they have mail pick-up at the facility?"
"So ... "
"What do you care? Can't you just take me to the mailbox."
I noticed he was tapping an envelope on his thigh. "I'll take you to the mailbox ... I'm just curious why you wouldn't just drop off at your apartment."
"Maybe I don't want everyone knowing my business ... including nephews."
"Okay, okay ... it's none of my business."
He stopped tapping the envelope and I saw the words 'Suburban Senior News' in the address line.
"Suburban Senior News?" I blurted out.
He looked down at the envelope and flipped it over so the address was no longer visible. "Didn't I just say that I don't want everyone knowing my business?"
"I'm sorry ... but the address was right there ..."
"Maybe if you kept your eyes on the road instead of my personal correspondence we could get this letter mailed and get to Manny's before it closes."
I slowed to a stop in front of the mailbox. "We've been through this before, Uncle ... Manny's never closes."
"By the time you finish reading my mail, they'll probably be sold out of Scotch."
"I'm not reading your mail ... I just happened to see the address ... the letter was sitting right there on your leg ..."
"Okay, if you must know, Kojak ... Clara told me there were some good coupons for seniors in this stupid rag ... so, I figured I'd take advantage of them."
"Well, that makes sense," I said. "But I still don't see why you couldn't mail at the facility."
"You just have to know everything, don't you?"
"I'm just curious ..."
"Look, Stella Rochelle gives the mail to give to the postman and Stella is the number-one gossip in the joint and she just happens to be friendly with Clara ... you figure it out."
"So what if she told Clara that you ordered the Suburban Senior News?"
"And let Clara think she had a good idea?"